Women are like apples…
The tastiest hang on the top of a tree.
The majority of men don’t want to climb up the tree to get the tastiest apples
cause they are afraid of falling down and being injured.
So, they just pick up fallen apples from the ground…
these apples are not so good, but they are easy of access.
That’s why apples on the top think there is something wrong with them,
but in fact THEY ARE GORGEOUS.
They just have to wait for the person who won’t be afraid of climbing up the tree…
Men....take note
morph thing!
okay..so recently everyones been doing this...i couldnt find my self getting into it..but i guess i did. well here they are!! heehee
so this is how its done.
i took a photo of myself...and a celebrity..and morphed it!! 
me and kate moss...DAMN shes ugly....
me and Famke Janssen
me and Emma Watson
me and Almudena Fernandez
me and Alexz Johnson
me and Megan Fox
me and Martine McCutcheon
me and Keira Knightley
Me and Vanessa Hudgens
me and Lucy Liu...yeah i look like my sister Izu...
me and Sharon Stone!
HAHA YES and theres MORE!! the men now!
me and Orlando Bloom!
Me and Tom Cruise!
me and Chad Michael Murray
me and David Beckham
and here are the WINNERS!!!! at least i think these turned out the best!
Jessica Alba and I
Kate Beckinsale and I
Monica Bellucci and I
and this one is just a tribute to my brother in law, Jimmy...for loving hitler so much
Try this...
something i found online....verify your gender! lol
Test weather u are a guy or a gal....
Ths thread is to test weather u are a guy or a gal
Quick Eye Exam...
This will blow your mind...!
Just do it - don't cheat!!!!!!!!!!!!
Try this its actually quite good.
But don't cheat!
Count the number of F's in the following text in
10 seconds:
FINISHED FILES ARE THE
RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC
STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
EXPERIENCE OF YEARS
Managed it?
Scroll down only after you have counted them!
OK?
How many?
Three? (You r definitely male!!!)
Wrong, there are six - no joke!
Read again!
FINISHED FILES ARE THE
RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC
STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
EXPERIENCE OF YEARS
The reasoning is further down...
The MALE brain cannot process the word "OF".
Incredible or what?
Anyone who counts all six F's on the first go has
a brain of a Female
You can test this by asking a Guy/Girl near you
to work it out.
Happy NYs.......
happy 11 days belated new years everybody!...had a blast! went to niigata...maybe you all know that..i would post photos but their slightly R-rated...ahahha no..just not blogger-friendly. but ill just let you know..we had a good time....and we miss all of you who were there. miss you! sniff........
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